6 animals that just don't give a f#$*
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shelbyelite
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- May 10, 2007
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KMCBOSS
RED GT owner
Dave I thought for a minute this was gonna be a story about the folks terrorizing the bus drivers of Detriot!
SteveA
GT Owner/B.O.D
Dear old dad used to love to tell the story of the meanest, nastiest animal ever to walk the planet "The Dragoon"
Three guys are in the bar arguing over the meanest, nastiest animal in all the world.
The first guy says it's the tiger. Says "it's got powerful legs, 4" claws, 3" teeth, runs over 30 mph, weighs over 800 lbs and is always hungry and pissed off, will kill anything for food, territory or sport, not afraid of anything including elephants! Just plain ol' mean"!
The second guy says "Yeah, tigers are mean but they can't hold a candle to the Grizzly bear! Stronger arms, 5" claws, 4" teeth, 1400lbs, thick deep fur for protection, will eat anything it comes across from berries to an 1800lb moose. Also sprints up to 30mph, will protect it's cubs or territory to the death and the only animal in the world that considers man as part of the food chain"! " When a grizzly wakes half starved from it's long winters sleep, well .....it's simply the meanest and nastiest of them all"!
The third guy says "Well those are both mean and nasty animals but neither would want to cross the path of a dragoon. Smallish body, short thin spindly legs, no claws, small head with weak and under sized jaws, teeth about the size of a small child, only runs about 4 to 5 mph, thin skin with no fur, has a short stubby tail and under that tail it's got no asshole."
Just then both of the other guys speak out "Got no asshole???? How does it take a crap"???
The third guy replies "It don't, that's what makes him so mean and nasty"!
Three guys are in the bar arguing over the meanest, nastiest animal in all the world.
The first guy says it's the tiger. Says "it's got powerful legs, 4" claws, 3" teeth, runs over 30 mph, weighs over 800 lbs and is always hungry and pissed off, will kill anything for food, territory or sport, not afraid of anything including elephants! Just plain ol' mean"!
The second guy says "Yeah, tigers are mean but they can't hold a candle to the Grizzly bear! Stronger arms, 5" claws, 4" teeth, 1400lbs, thick deep fur for protection, will eat anything it comes across from berries to an 1800lb moose. Also sprints up to 30mph, will protect it's cubs or territory to the death and the only animal in the world that considers man as part of the food chain"! " When a grizzly wakes half starved from it's long winters sleep, well .....it's simply the meanest and nastiest of them all"!
The third guy says "Well those are both mean and nasty animals but neither would want to cross the path of a dragoon. Smallish body, short thin spindly legs, no claws, small head with weak and under sized jaws, teeth about the size of a small child, only runs about 4 to 5 mph, thin skin with no fur, has a short stubby tail and under that tail it's got no asshole."
Just then both of the other guys speak out "Got no asshole???? How does it take a crap"???
The third guy replies "It don't, that's what makes him so mean and nasty"!
ViperJoe
GT Owner
Sinovac
GT Owner
You learn something new every day. I've always thought the meanest, nastiest animals ever to walk the planet were ex-wives.
SteveA
GT Owner/B.O.D
