Trophy? What Trophy?

[w.a.nelson]

Took GT to a local Italian-themed car show.

Car always draws a crowd and a lot of interest.

Received trophy for Best of Day in a tie with green Lambo.

Quickly lost interest in said trophy when this nice young lady came along.

Needless to say, Joyce not pleased.

End of story!

( Sorry, Dr. Frank, no red undies. )

 

[BlackICE]

I like what's in the car much better than the car. :biggrin

 

[RADGT]

That is why I never bring my wife to car shows.

 

[debtdrives]

Trophy wife? Lol.

 

[Fast Freddy]

what a hottie!!!

 

[Joehand1]

What car?

 

[PL510*Jeff]

She doesn't look Italian either!

 

[djs]

Tell Joyce she has to be more understanding.. It is, after all, the car, not you! ;-}

 

[roketman]

I don't understand ,isn't that Joyce's twin?

 

[RALPHIE]

Geez - I thought it was Joyce....

 

[FelixIbizaSwitzerland]

do agree, but only if she can show a well "upholstered bank account", so she can buy her own "daily driver", because i need my money to spend it on my GT never ending demand for new tyres . . . . . . .

FelixIbizaSwitzerland

 

[BlackICE]

In the long run I think she would cost more than 3 or more FGTs!

The FGT will appreciate in value, will she do the same?

 

[RPM217]

In the long run I think she would cost more than 3 or more FGTs!

The FGT will appreciate in value, will she do the same?

Appreciation in that "model" is directly proportional to how much she spends/spreads, and how she "ages". Some models get "cracks in the paint" that diminish their market value, while others stay tight and don't seem to "blemish" with age.

 

[MAD IN NC]

listen to you guys..... you are to critical. trying to find fault....

If presented with the opportunity (and un attached), done deal........

 

[RPM217]

listen to you guys..... you are to critical. trying to find fault....

If presented with the opportunity (and un attached), done deal........

Don't think we're being too critical. Unlike our friend EP, we'd all like to take it out for a drive, put some "mileage" on her. Just not sure what the ROI would be. I know the short term, would definitely put a smile on most of our faces, the long term, might be too "painful"!!!!

 

[06fordgt]

wives are so sensitive. TRUST US!!

 

[RPM217]

wives are so sensitive. TRUST US!!

35 years married, and lived together for 5 years before. Like I tell everyone, 40 years together, and we've never, ever had a fight



That I've won

 

[Xcentric]

Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed, and hanging free. Until women make it hard.

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[MAD IN NC]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
It doesn't take much !!
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love to go shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be relatively rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other women


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes or who she is with

BUT IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
* her parents

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone

 

[BlackICE]

KISS principle...

Your wife is always right.