- Dec 8, 2006
- 536
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and
Because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the
Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,'
Says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks,
'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles
His brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy,
There are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'
In the
Background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns
Around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns
Back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled
Now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no
Dwarf nuns in Europe.
'This time, all
Of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again,
Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back
And says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really
Confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns
Anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs
Collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling
Down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy screwed a
Penguin!, Grumpy screwed a penguin!':willy
Because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the
Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,'
Says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks,
'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles
His brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy,
There are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'
In the
Background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns
Around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns
Back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled
Now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no
Dwarf nuns in Europe.
'This time, all
Of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again,
Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back
And says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really
Confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns
Anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs
Collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling
Down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy screwed a
Penguin!, Grumpy screwed a penguin!':willy
