A major drug company just anounced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquiid form and will be marketed as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a "stiff one". Obviously this cannot be called a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". The new concocktion will be marketed under the name "MOUNT & DO".