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Nardo GT

Well-known member
Jul 15, 2006
2,300
Texas
A major drug company just anounced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquiid form and will be marketed as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a "stiff one". Obviously this cannot be called a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". The new concocktion will be marketed under the name "MOUNT & DO".
 
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HHGT

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I was thinking about refurbishing an Ice Cream truck and drive around the retirement neighborhoods in Florida and sell Viagra Ice Cream. I'm just having problems with the music to play on the loud speaker...Any suggestions?
 

twobjshelbys

GT Owner
Jul 26, 2010
6,053
Las Vegas, NV
Sammy Davis Jr. singing Candy Man. "Who can make the sun rise", "sprinkle it with dew","childhood wishes", ... so many inuendos. You don't even need the words, people will put two and two together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRf1Ad_Txsg
 

Nardo GT

Well-known member
Jul 15, 2006
2,300
Texas
"Shook Me All Night Long" AC/DC
 
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How about stroke me by Billy Squire?

My Big Ten Inch by Aerosmith?

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC?
 

Button

Well-known member
Jul 11, 2009
202
Iowa
My ding-a-ling by Chuck Berry?