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Men/Women
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Sinovac
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KJD
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Oooooooooh, yes. Dear lord, yes.
...and on a side note; why is it that women will ask a man to 'fix this' when they're at a total loss as far as how to get it done themselves...but will then question and/or criticize the way the man goes about fixing it???
...and on a side note; why is it that women will ask a man to 'fix this' when they're at a total loss as far as how to get it done themselves...but will then question and/or criticize the way the man goes about fixing it???
Triheart7
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That interesting as I don't get it. My wife often says it mars... Venus but she can't explain what she actually means with it. The only ansnwer I'm getting is that we are miles away from each other.
Bah. We all need them don't we. Who else will do the laundry-cleaning-prepare dinner- decorate the house.... We need them.
It is all within God's plan when he created the "MAN" and said to himself "this poor bugger will never survive if I don't provide the necessary support for him" thus... he created the WOMAN. This is of course my interpretation.
My wife's interpretation slighly differs. She thinks. When God created the MAN he realised he made a bunch of mistakes and perfected his creation.
I somehow can not agree with this.
It is all within God's plan when he created the "MAN" and said to himself "this poor bugger will never survive if I don't provide the necessary support for him" thus... he created the WOMAN. This is of course my interpretation.
My wife's interpretation slighly differs. She thinks. When God created the MAN he realised he made a bunch of mistakes and perfected his creation.
I somehow can not agree with this.
MAD IN NC
Proud Owner/ BOD blah bla
in the spirit of this thread.....
Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up with A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
UCLA STUDY
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.
Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up with A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
UCLA STUDY
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.
PL510*Jeff
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Not from Mars????
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. The early pictures show NO signs of ESPN, beer or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. The early pictures show NO signs of ESPN, beer or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.
FENZO
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My wife and I both have profiles on LinkedIn. I was having trouble with it the other day as I was attempting to endorse her for certain skills. For the life of me I could not find "Kitchen" listed as one of her 'skills and expertise'. She did not find it nearly as humorous as I when I asked her where it was at. :lol
in the spirit of this thread.....
"Understand Your Man," - Johnny Cash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xYNwejN6whttp://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858520818/
"Understand Your Man," - Johnny Cash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xYNwejN6whttp://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858520818/
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fjpikul
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A long time ago, and I don't remember who posted it, there was a very wise statement here. Women have half the money and all the pu**y. Something to think about. Good one Mikey.