Little johnny strikes again

[RALPHIE]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.'

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see the circus and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but again I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' '

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny so many times before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

 

[Sinovac]

:lol

 

[33Bravo]

Little Johnny keeping abreast of things...

 

[PILOTJPW1]

That's good stuff Ralphie. How's the snow melt going out there?

 

[RALPHIE]

That's good stuff Ralphie. How's the snow melt going out there?

Since Sunday, it's been raining snowflakes at my house (8,000 ft), and snowing up at the Main Lodge (9,000 ft). Temps in the low 30°s at night and 50°s during the day, so it melts right away at the house. Should be clearing tomorrow, and warming up again - to the low 70°s during the day.

 

[standj]

Little Johnny gets a "A" in my book!!!!!!!

 

[BelgianGT]

At least he understood what fascinating things are.