In case I'm not at Rally 9


HiloDave

GT Obsessed
Mark II Lifetime
Dec 7, 2005
928
Hilo, Hawaii
I don’t usually pay much attention to what fortune-tellers say but my wife visited one who convinced her that she really could tell the future. After gazing into her crystal ball, the mystic said; "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Pat stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?”
 
How come I just KNEW this story was gunna end in a punch line?!

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Dave, Get rid of her immediately and take no chances.
 
I agree with Tomy
 
Too good Dave. Look forward to seeing you at Rally 9. Did you get your GT rolling again?
 
This sounds like Ralphie material.
 
This sounds like Ralphie material.
Must be the age thing!
 
Funny, but the bad thing is if my wife said it, it would not be a joke.
 
Dave, so sorry to hear that. Please put me in your will. Your friend Frank
 
Nice Hilo Dave.
 
Ha. Nice Dave. Aloha.

Vince H
 
 
Good one Dave!
 
I love it!!!
 
Dave, it would take more than death for you to miss a rally, no?