Gratuitous Dancing Booth-babes


Kayvan

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http://jalopnik.com/5212184/alfa-romeo-super-dance-show?autoplay=true

This is NOT from NY Auto Show...

-where the Models are being heckled for supporting Capitalism
-its from Russia, where the Models are celebrating Capitalism
 

Triheart7

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:eek Hopefully there dresses(and unmentionables) were made of a scratch resistant material.:eek
 

djs

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Some observations from the vid:
1. Conspicuous absence of women in the crowd. Do they not appreciate the models athletic abilities?:rofl
2. Where's the stripper pole in the Alfa?
3. The red head ought to put a ShamWow on her rear and she could buff the whole side of the AR in minutes!:wink
4. Twelve minutes of dancing and they didn't even break a sweat!:banana
5. The combined cardio/calisthenics of the redhead's windshield bit was impressive to say the least. And, the windshield didn't flex or crack.:biggrin
6. Coming to an auto show in the States near you. NOT!
 

Chris A.

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Slightly skanky........but I enjoyed that:biggrin

Alfa needs to get back to the States......Hookers 'an all
 

Triheart7

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3. The red head ought to put a ShamWow on her rear and she could buff the whole side of the AR in minutes!:wink
:rofl:rofl:rofl
 

GT4JR

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Poor Alfa, it is getting abused! :biggrin
 

soroush

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ya I remember seeing those girls................however there was no car, less light, and a pole:biggrin
 

Waldo

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Poor form by the crowd. I didn't even see one tip...
 

Kirby Vieira

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The black thongs added a nice touch... of skankiness. :biggrin Although I enjoy seeing this stuff, this got old after less than a minute and reinforced my thankfulness that I have sons. :cheers
 

Empty Pockets

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:eek Hopefully there dresses(and unmentionables) were made of a scratch resistant material.:eek


What about the bracelets,etc.????

But, speaking of the car (not that we were, but now that we are) - am I the only guy on the planet who thinks $230K for the coupe is just a weeeeee bit much???:willy
 

Spirit

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It Has Been Said

“Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.”

Chris Wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpKUFXHxJa8
 

Cobrar

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I have returned from the shower and I have one thing to say:

Alfa would make a great JV partner for Chrysler!! :biggrin

Got to get that show closer to home!
 

Triheart7

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The black thongs added a nice touch... of skankiness. :biggrin Although I enjoy seeing this stuff, this got old after less than a minute and reinforced my thankfulness that I have sons. :cheers
The same thought occured to me.:cheers
 

fjpikul

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Whoa, Kirby, you've been hanging around with the wrong people lately.
 

Sinovac

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I think that marketing approach would have sold millions of Yugos.

The possibilities are endless. Just think-you could target your core customers with appropriate dancers. I see a Lincoln Town Car with 2 75 year old women with bloomers and knee highs gyrated with their walkers...
 

Kayvan

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Jul 13, 2006
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Dont forget...we used to believe this propoganda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ
 

Empty Pockets

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Dont forget...we used to believe this propoganda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ



'Don't know a sole who though that ad was anything but HUMOR back then! :lol
 

Kayvan

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Jul 13, 2006
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'Don't know a sole who though that ad was anything but HUMOR back then! :lol


That is the point

However, the fact that Russian women look like super models was somehow left out of the cold war spin, conveniently
 

fjpikul

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Boys, those are Russian teenagers. Give them about 5 years and they will look like you expect Russian women to look.
 

todd

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Gotta love short skirts:cheers
 

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