B O N Y
MODERATOR & FGT OWNER
scode.... market up 271 so far, it figures I shorted oil today...
More truthful than anything I have read in a long time.
The Indian and His Buffalo .
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
'Want coffee.'
The waiter says,'Sure, Chief. coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pul ling another male
buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
'Want coffee .'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says...
'Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
More truthful than anything I have read in a long time.
The Indian and His Buffalo .
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
'Want coffee.'
The waiter says,'Sure, Chief. coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pul ling another male
buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
'Want coffee .'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says...
'Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.