Do the math, I could have helped Sir Paul...


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B O N Y

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I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being/having been married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.**

Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
 
I will tell you one thing, shes a hell of alot better looking and probably does alot more in the sac!!! :wink

Plus, when the media gets involved, she seems to keep her mouth shut also. She sounds like a bargain!
 
This supports the cheaper to rent than to own theory :biggrin
 
Aaaaahhh, there is a certain elegance to speculating. :biggrin

The problem is, we never end up being that smart.
 
The ONLY thing that might have saved him would have been a pre-nup.
 
As posted on another thread is always better to rent a depreciating asset.
 
Gee. I feel sorry for you guys.

My wifey hasn't depreciated at all. To the contrary, she's worth more to me all the time.
 
Empty Pockets said:
Gee. I feel sorry for you guys.

My wifey hasn't depreciated at all. To the contrary, she's worth more to me all the time.
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You Ass Kisser You... You beat me to it.
 
HHGT said:
You Ass Kisser You... You beat me to it.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now THAT was funny!

(I wuzzunt doin' any 'kissin', though. 'Ment what I said.:thumbsup)
 
Empty Pockets said:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now THAT was funny!

(I wuzzunt doin' any 'kissin', though. 'Ment what I said.:thumbsup)
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...Must be the "Family" computer :biggrin Pockets is hoping the wifey will snoop into the history, stumble upon this, and he doesn't need to pick up flowers on the way home for another few months.

Way to go Pockets! :cheers
 
Tonight is his lucky night :)
 
Empty Pockets said:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now THAT was funny!

(I wuzzunt doin' any 'kissin', though. 'Ment what I said.:thumbsup)
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Hmmmm! You're asking for seconds! I like the way you think..
 
Sorry, guys. :biggrin You're all :dead:.

Wifey duzzunt visit The 'Forum. 'Never has.

Pocket's would be wastin' his time tryin' for "points" with her by postin' anythin' around here...!:sleep:
 
I always said that Heather Mills would land on her foot.

I'm reliable informed she's bought a plane with part of her settlement - better than the sandpaper she used on it before.

Sir Paul was asked, given this disastrous marriage if he would ever go down on one knee again, he said he'd prefer it if people called her Heather.
 
Having met pocket's wife I can back up his statements.... and wonder if she has a younger sister. :biggrin
 
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