Cancer Info

[B O N Y]

Ron,
I doubt it, and at the least we should all send our stool samples to Frankie to have him check us out. To insure accuracy, I suggest sending several samples over the course of a few weeks. I look forward to sending him additional samples during the hot months such as July and August.
Cheers,
daniel

 

[RALPHIE]

:frown OMG - what have I started??:frown :frown

:lol :lol

 

[B O N Y]

Ralphie! Morning
Don't be at risk, send your sample to Frankie today and on the first day of each month.
We need to wipe out cancer. Just yesterday I was in a bar and helped a lady with her buddy breast check,... this ties right in...
Cheers,
bony

 

[fjpikul]

Bony, I'm sorry to inform you that Homeland Security contacted me today concering your sample. Apparently toxic waste cannnot be shipped without proper licensing. I'm afraid you are now under investigation. Have a nice day.

 

[HHGT]

I was told that BONY's stool sample had too much carbon fiber in it. You need the fiber BONY, skip the Carbon...:lol:lol:lol

 

[BlackICE]

It must of been from the CF toilet he has.

 

[todd]

One more thing. if Kendall, ShadowMan, Heffner or the GTGuys tell you they have the same kind of flexible fiberoptic scope that doctors use, and they offer to grease it up and use it on you, don't trust them.

Frank the one I use is the one doctors use. Got it as hospital surplus:banana
I got me a new job.

 

[fjpikul]

Todd, please try using it from the top down first. It's aesthetically more pleasing cleaning up vomit more than feces. After a few practice runs, you may even get good enough to do lungs. Apparently there is an overabundance of a$$holes to work on in California. If not, try Texas.

 

[DoctorV8]

As a practicing Oncologist, I have to say that at least half of what is reported to be true in "Johns Hopkins Newsletter" is completely false and nonsense. Some of it is correct, but too little to comment upon.

I do agree with these 3 items completely:

1. No plastic containers in micro.
2. No water bottles in freezer.
3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

I agree with Mitchell. Mostly BS in that "newsletter."