A true car guy


FENZO

GT Owner
Mark II Lifetime
Jul 7, 2008
1,519
Lafayette, CO
Dear Abby or Bony,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my Ford GT and the Porsche GT3RS so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the rear fender, I noticed some terrible swirl marks in the paint on the GT. I was distraught. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it to my local detailer?

A Concerned Collector
 
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I'd recommend flying Jason out A.S.A.P. :eek:eek:eek
 
Take it one step at time. Try yourself first with some Meguiars Polish.

I hate when you see stuff on your car you didn't see before like that!:thumbsdow

Best of luck.
 
4 posts.......that is great!!!!
 
a good sound spanking will make everyone feel so much better...
grandpa bony
 
Using the wifes panties (assuming they are 100% cotton of course....definitely not silk, the edible type or crotchless with those damaging snaps) and apply a polish very gently following up with a fine wax.
 
if you were there all night waiting for her, why did it take you so long to notice the swirl marks? :lol real car guy would have noticed them right away:biggrin
 
This is a great post, still laughing!!!:cheers
 
Should be a quick fix yourself. But bring your wife to the local detailer and him de-tail-her.

Stu
 
Trade her in for another FGT.
 
Using the wifes panties (assuming they are 100% cotton of course....definitely not silk, the edible type or crotchless with those damaging snaps) and apply a polish very gently following up with a fine wax.


:eek MICROFIBER CLOTHS ONLY, YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!! :slap :willy:willy:willy:willy:willy

(Shoot. Thanks to The 'Forum, even I know that now... :banana)
 
4 posts.......that is great!!!!

x 2 :lol