A lawyer dies, and (surprisingly) winds up in Heaven.
St. Peter greets him, "Hello! ...we've been waiting some time for you to arrive, we thought you'd never get here!"
Lawyer: "You have? ...why?"
St.P "Well, you're the oldest lawyer ever to have lived; we were expecting you over 100 years ago!"
Lawyer: "Really? ...but I'm not that old!"
St.P: "Our records show that you're over 359 years old."
Lawyer: "No. I'm only 73!"
St.P: "We go by billable hours."
St. Peter greets him, "Hello! ...we've been waiting some time for you to arrive, we thought you'd never get here!"
Lawyer: "You have? ...why?"
St.P "Well, you're the oldest lawyer ever to have lived; we were expecting you over 100 years ago!"
Lawyer: "Really? ...but I'm not that old!"
St.P: "Our records show that you're over 359 years old."
Lawyer: "No. I'm only 73!"
St.P: "We go by billable hours."