Plastic surgeon buys a sport car, a Ferrari Enzo. The world's most expensive car, at $500,000.00, & is also the fastest. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
Fellow, wrinkled and frail, pulls up next to him, on an old mo-ped.
Old man looks at the car and says, "Nice wheels, sonny! What's that car called?"
Doc smiles, "A Ferrari Enzo. It cost half a million dollars!"
"Whooeee! Lotta money," says the old man. "Why's it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do 320 MPH!" the doctor brags.
Old man eases over and asks, "Mind if I take a look?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around, and breathes the new car smell.
Then, sitting back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "Nice hoopie, no doubt about it , ... but reckon I'll stick with my mo-ped!"
Light changes, and the proud Doc stomps on the accelerator, & within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOSSSH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What th' hey?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped, once again!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOSH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Within 10 secs, the Moped's bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end!
The doctor stops and jumps out, relieved to see the old man's still alive.
He kneels beside the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
And the old man, in a hoarse and weakened voice, whispers, "Y'sure can , Sonny! Jist unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror!
Fellow, wrinkled and frail, pulls up next to him, on an old mo-ped.
Old man looks at the car and says, "Nice wheels, sonny! What's that car called?"
Doc smiles, "A Ferrari Enzo. It cost half a million dollars!"
"Whooeee! Lotta money," says the old man. "Why's it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do 320 MPH!" the doctor brags.
Old man eases over and asks, "Mind if I take a look?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around, and breathes the new car smell.
Then, sitting back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "Nice hoopie, no doubt about it , ... but reckon I'll stick with my mo-ped!"
Light changes, and the proud Doc stomps on the accelerator, & within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOSSSH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What th' hey?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped, once again!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOSH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Within 10 secs, the Moped's bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end!
The doctor stops and jumps out, relieved to see the old man's still alive.
He kneels beside the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
And the old man, in a hoarse and weakened voice, whispers, "Y'sure can , Sonny! Jist unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror!
