California man DIES from a cock fight!

[BlackICE]

A Kern County man attending a cockfight died...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/02/07/state/n150920S15.DTL#ixzz1DLFkusuZ

 

[timcantwell]

I'm cancelling my nightly cockfighting engagement tonight. It's time to quit.

 

[KJD]

I'm cancelling my nightly cockfighting engagement tonight. It's time to quit.

Or you could wear chaps and other leather protective gear!!

 

[Infantryman]

When they outlaw knives, only (vicious) outlaw (birds) will have knives!

 

[MNJason]

survival of the fittest?

 

[HHGT]

I've won every cockfight I have entered, even the ones when I did not bring a bird to the fight.

I usually play with my cock before I let it start a fight, it enhances its appearance.

My cock has never failed to impress me, especially when there were a lot of chicks around.

I'm blessed with a large cock and an impressive beak to boot.

I've been called a cock many times, I've yet to understand the intended insult.

and drumroll please...

Did any of you guys know there is a serial number at the end of every rolled up condom?

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Never rolled one all the way out have you?

 

[Kingman]

Sammy Sammy Sammy whadda we gonna do with you???:ack

 

[HHGT]

Sammy Sammy Sammy whadda we gonna do with you???:ack

Just don't call me a Richard Head...

 

[red gt 1442]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA Good one Sam........

 

[Thugboat]

Guess you have to be a HARD man to have a cock n a fight!

Larry