710


B O N Y

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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman named Mary Joe :biggrin came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I
lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click THE LINK BELOW to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:!





http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
 

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Very funny Bony. I'm curious to know what this...other blonde Mary Jo :biggrin was doing that caused her to lose her "710" cap... :eek
 

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MJ, just a coincidence, this Mary had a buddy named Kyla that gets into all sorts of mischief :rofl :lol :rofl
 
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bony said:
MJ, just a coincidence, this Mary had a buddy named Kayla that gets into all sorts of mischief :rofl :lol :rofl

Well, it's a good thing that no one on this forum (except you & Kevin) knows who Kyla is!!! :lol
 

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piccola said:
Well, it's a good thing that no one on this forum (except you & Kevin) knows who Kyla is!!! :lol

My lips sealed, who is Kevin, if he leaks he swims with the fishes :biggrin
 

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bony said:
My lips sealed, who is Kevin, if he leaks he swims with the fishes :biggrin

Kevin (aka "the boss") is the guy who's going to be storing my Heritage once I get it. :thumbsup Looks like we have a thread to ourselves Bony. :lol :banana
 

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NONONONNONO, I'm here. I'm laughing real hard and so is my wife but we're here :rofl :lol
 

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Now THAT was funny.

MJ, I bet I can guess who Kyla is.
 

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Ah yes, the ol' 710 cap joke

I was rollin the first time I heard that one.
 

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Florida Chris said:
Now THAT was funny.

MJ, I bet I can guess who Kyla is.

I met Kyla briefly... only for a few minutes.... ouch :bang :devil :bang